One of the great things about working with
children is that they ask the best (but often hard to answer) questions. I was
on a hike with the Brownies and one of them asked ‘where do you go to school?’
I sheepishly replied that I had, in fact, finished school, and university, and
now have a job. The obvious next question was ‘what’s your job?’ The conversation
then went along these lines:
Me: I
work in marketing.
Brownie 1: What’s
marketing?
Me: It’s… erm…
when you try to get someone to think about something in a certain way, to get
them to buy it.
[Google says “the action or business
of promoting and selling products or services, including market research and
advertising.” But try explaining that to a bunch of 7 year olds!]
Brownie 2: You can’t make me
think anything!
The little group of girls around me all said that they couldn’t be
marketed at, as they held water bottles with One Direction plastered on them and flashed
with every step in trainers that can only be described as not the most sensible
option but, quite literally, the flashiest.
But it did get me thinking.
Get out of my head! Or don't, I actually like your stuff. |
My Internet browser is now bombarding me with banners trying to get me
to apply to Staffordshire University (don’t worry - I haven’t). I have not one,
but three lip balms dotted about my desk and person at all times because they
all claim to be the best. But the place I have noticed it most is on Spotify
(incidentally also where Staffordshire University are vying for my attention
through their radio station). I have the premium account on my phone, but as I
had the free version on my laptop for so long, I couldn’t be bothered with
making all my playlists again when I got a new account, so…ads.
I don’t listen to the radio, and I skip ads on TV, so why am I suddenly
completely obsessed with James Bay? I thought when I saw the music video at a
friend’s house that I’d just discovered this great artist. Then I realised I
knew the words. How was that possible if this was the first time I was hearing
it? Then a few days later I realised, when I didn’t completely zone out when
listening to the ads. Spotify have been plugging his album and I've been sucked
in by subconsciously listening to snippets of it in between Drowners and
classic 80s numbers like The Way It Is
(The Bruce Hornsby song, not to be confused with another classic of the same
name by The Strokes - an all time favourite that they didn’t play when I saw
them at BST a few weeks ago, why Julian, why?). They have been doing this for
months and I - a marketing assistant - hadn’t even noticed. Maybe I’m not that
different from the Brownies.
It's not our fault that we buy into things. |
I guess that brings me conveniently to the end of this post. Marketing
works - that’s just the way it is. It’s a great career to work in and I’ve had
a lot of fun over the last few weeks making more videos and spending a lot of
time editing the webpages, getting them ready for clearing. The university
market is competitive and marketing is a vital part of the process. It just may
take a bit of time for the Brownies to figure it out and for me to get Hold Back the River out of my head.
Nice. Do you think The Strokes could do with each receiving a pie and a haircut?
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