An interview I carried out while I was in reflective mood, wondering what to write in this week's blog. A profile? I thought. That's usually the thing for when other ideas don't leap out and announce themselves. Everyone else was busy, so I interviewed myself.
Douglas Adams sponsored Market Researcher work transport |
First exposure? Douglas Adams, who proposed market researchers be sent into space on a one way ticket. I had no idea what
market research was, but laughed anyway. I was at an impressionable age and enjoying The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy. My excuse and I'm sticking to it.
Fast forward 10 years and I was working agency-side.
Bigger teams than I have now (see below); more rigorous, bespoke survey data . Usually the same result however: I was just able to more categorically report, mutter a few 'actionable findings' then offer soon-to-be-shelved recommendations.
Most of us are familiar with the concept of academic ‘research’. The Uni's work in Child Exploitation, Cyber Crime, Computing etc etc is globally
respected. In cinematic terms, we’re talking Citizen Kane, The Battleship
Potemkin, Reservoir Dogs or
Moonlight.
And Market research?
Quick and dirty. Like shopping channels or infomercials. Less 'Champagne', more 'Pomagne'. Market research is a
quick grab confirming something most already knew but needed to validate or
quantify.
Err, ok. Isn’t this all a little self-deprecating and-WAIT…. hang on. Shopping channels fulfil a need. Their customers may be strange, but they’re out there. Same here at Uni. Sometimes I feel like a data gimp; an expert in ‘nothing much’, except making tea for the Comms team. I used to write considered reports; now outcomes are expected from two line briefs on two hour deadlines. Sometimes I'm asked for historical evidence for future initiatives - or it feels that way.
....the madness of market research-uh |
I’m a nail chewing passive aggressive
spread sheet loner one day; a carefree existentialist the other.
Yes. Tell us about the
team
I manage two entirely fictitious
colleagues. Sadly, one is long-term sick. The other despises me. I sit within the Marcoms team and
shrug when success stories, blue sky optimisation and other
fancy terms for advertising are tried out on me.
Any
nicknames?
Yes. Survey Kid. Cohort Bloke. NCP Boy.
But your work is important?
Yes. And I'm grateful to those colleagues who respect my professionalism
and talk through objectives and results.
Are you growing as a professional?
I manage to do bits of staff development here and there.
Last November, I attended an HE 'Market Researchers’
convention. Half the attendees – like me – were grateful to know that others share the pain of being the only ones to 'market research' in their organisations.Other delegates
were escaping from vast teams for a couple of days and realised
their particular uni was over-resourced.
Do you enjoy parties?
No. I prefer ‘outsider’ music, Russian novelists,
chess and cinematic dystopias. Marketing sparkle, Recruitment
have a tab behind the bar, Admissions keep things moving and Comms tell fantastic stories. Before I even order the first drink, I'm analysing the menu and team demographics before trying to recruit a group discussion. And then run a survey on the four or five possible choices that
came out.
Special guy. Where can I find out
more?
Well, you could look at my intranet pages. They're a lot of fun..
Thank you. It’s been
a pleasure.
I’m sure it must have.
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