Right, so I didn’t read the leave calendar properly and have
had to take a load of leave time for the end of the year, rather than lose it. My fault.
Or “my bad” as the kids probably don’t say anymore. I had something prepared,
but it’ll have to wait until next time. Here’s a filler; a rather rushed but
hopefully useful guide to what’s useful for me when you ask for market research
from MARC.
Precise needs – Aims and objectives. Right? Stuff we teach
on a huge proportion of our courses, but which curiously goes AWOL when initiatives
are half baked then chucked around with a clear need for action, but a panicky
feeling of not really knowing what the action should be. Crystallising precise
needs can be useful to you as well as to me. Many requests I have are pleasingly
specific to which I respond, usually with a stunningly presented answer. Here are some clues about what makes a nice, specific request.
If you don’t know what you’re after, say so. GO ON; SAY IT. “I’m
not sure what I’m after”. As long as you’re not expecting the moon on a stick,
or a silver bullet, we can work round this. It might be time to ask for a
meeting……
A meeting – yes, I can be “meeting resistant”. Many
sensible, sane people are. Meetings can, after all, be talking shops better
covered by an email. If you have a very specific course title you want to test,
or need recruitment details from competitors, again, with a set list of
courses, let’s not meet. If there’s any room for misinterpretation, however,
then let’s meet. Or call me. I’m on x 3379. I don’t mind woolly requests.
Really. The work can often be more interesting than number crunching cohorts.
Me and fashion parted in the mid 1970s |
A deadline. I have other work. I do not sit around twiddling
my thumbs waiting for stuff to come in. I
do not have a team; I have spreadsheets.
When giving a deadline, try and think of a date. You know; DD/MM/YYYY. That kind of thing. It might be fun and edgy to
say it, but “as soon as possible” is not a deadline. “As soon as possible” =
- “put my request at the top of your list;
- I don’t want to hear/care what else you’re working on;
- my work is more important than anything else you’re doing right now;
- I am more important than the rest of those people you’re working with”.
Put a crap deadline into the system; expect crap back |
And again, “yesterday” is not a
deadline. “Yesterday” is an admission of failure, on your part. “Yesterday” means
the boat has sailed and you’ve been caught out. It may not be your fault, but I
cannot meet a deadline that’s in the past. Please recalculate and bear in mind
exactly what I’ve said about “as soon as possible”.
So that’s what would be nice to have
when you ask for market research. I accept and will work to lesser briefs. I often
do. Here’s The Beach Boys to wrap things up. Let’s try and forget they might be Republicans.